Wouldn't you like to use more than words?

[letsplayamod]

The last thing you recall is likely your own death. Whether it was fast or slow, it's over now. And you're... where are you?

One moment, you were among the living. The next - you may be one of the unfortunate ones who actually died. In which case, you've found yourself flowing in the lazy rivers of the river Styx, unfathomably deep underground. Just for a moment, mind you. It's not long before your consciousness is yanked from the waters by some scary monsters, shoved into a healed body, and pushed through a portal.

Or, maybe you were caught red-handed and sentenced to your doom. But, instead of a proper death, you were whisked down into the Veins of Tartarus. And there's really only one place that could lead to... Or is it?


You've been tossed down here by the will of the Titan, but what you find is A helping hand swooping you up - possibly literally, and potentially out of the grasp of the Titan himself.

Not a moment after, you're whisked through another rift, this one a shimmering gold. Into a realm of slightly more stable platforms and a lot more shit to look through. The area is practically littered with the ill-gotten goods of a thieving God (who is happy to note via pop-up illusion that you are touching his stuff). Here, however, you are safe; assured that Typhon cannot find or hurt you here.

For the moment, you can breathe before the next part comes.

Comments

[markofnobility]

What is in it? Well, other than cheese of course.

[rockymountaindie]

You don't have burgers where you're from...? It's meat. Uh, cow. They come on a bun, and you can have like...sauces and pickles and lettuce and stuff like that.

[markofnobility]

Oh! A beef sandwich! Well, why did you not just say so!

[rockymountaindie]

'Cause it's not a "beef sandwich" it's a cheeseburger.

[markofnobility]

What is the difference, hm?

[Oh now he is just being a brat]

[rockymountaindie]

The burger part. [ HOLDS OUT THE HALF A CHEESEBURGER NOW FOR HIM TO OBSERVE ] See? The patty, the bun, it's all a matter of- of presentation.

[markofnobility]

Oh, it is grinded up! That certainly is... different.

[he seems unsure of the texture. Why grind it for a soup then squish it back together???]

[rockymountaindie]

[ With an air of certainty: ] It's a delicacy.

[ mmmm...another bite. how many months has he been without something so simple..... ]

[markofnobility]

[he can see the fat in that meat Alex oh goddess-]

E...enjoy it.

[he's going back to his bird tyvm???]

[latinumsbetter]

Don't knock it 'til you try it. This the version that I improved. The original was bland.